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I used to go to all the parties Hobby basteln And make love to all the beautiful ladies And i'd eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra grease when i was hungry And drink windex coladas until my skin turned blue But now, the times they are changing Tischläufer weiß My lifestyle, it is rearranging For debauchery may be fun and entertaining But it is also very bad for you Folie drucken Do you know how many diseases you can get Making love to someone who has not had all their tests So nowadays i am celebate And i wear a condom in case i have dirty thoughts Webgestaltung I never drive my car past the speed limit And i alway wear my seatbelt when i am in it I traded my lambourghini for a honda civic Because it is more fuel efficient and practical appartement andratx
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh Being boring is the way to go Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh Begleitagentur München Having fun is bad for you
I can no longer smoke my cigarettes Because i found that they are a major cause of death Begleitservice in Leipzig The tar and nicotine have not killed me yet But if i got pregnant, it could hurt my baby I used to love my swarthy complexion I tanned myself to perfection Digitaldruck Duisburg But the sun can give you a cancerous infection So now i am white and pasty and i never leave the house I used to eat like there was no tomorrow But then i found cholesteral is full of sorrow Folienbeschriftung Berlin The last thing i want to do is to have to borrow Somebody else's heart because mine is full of fatty deposits
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh Jahresabschluss Being boring is the way to go Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-oh Having fun is bad for you Having fun is bad for you
