Adam Kay: Mr Burton

aus dem Album: Fitness to Practice

Songtext:
Here’s my long case märchen bilder
Behind the curtain.
It’s Mr Burton.
He’s 64.

He has chest pain,
Crushing in nature.
It radiates to
His arm and jaw.
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This pains been getting worse since Wednesday
(A-o-ah)
And GTN spray
(A-ah)
Has helped a bit.
He does not know what is the cause here.
(A-o-ah)
And he’s had nausea
(A-ah) Babytragetuch
Along with it.

He’s had no illnesses of note,
Except for polyps in his throat,
He’s on no medication and he’s got no allergies.

He has no relevant family history
(A-o-ah)
Except a sister he Adventskalender selber basteln
(A-ah)
Thinks had a stroke.

He lives alone.
He’s an accountant.
(A-o-ah)
He drinks small amounts and
(A-ah)
He doesn’t smoke. monrose shame songtext

The student doesn’t realise
That what I told him was all lies,
But when the doctor asks me questions
I will tell the truth.

You said I’m on
No medication.
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That information
(A-ah)
Is not quite true.

I take three types
Of diarrhoetic.
(A-o-ah)
I’m diabetic,
(A-ah) Weihnachtliche Bildschirmschoner
Epileptic too.

I’ve got one lung,
I’ve got a stoma,
(A-o-ah)
Hodgkins Lymphoma,
(A-ah)
Hepatitis B,
McHelp
There’s my MS,
There’s my anaemia,
(A-o-ah)
And my leukaemia,
(A-ah)
And my HIV.

You stupid cunt!
You lying cunt! Immobilienportal
You stupid lying fucking cunt!
You lied to me you stupid sweaty ugly fucking cunt!

I’ve had a sex
Change, I’ve got haemorrhoids,
(A-o-ah)
I’m taking steroids,
(A-ah)
Oral and inhaled, Neuss Immobilien

I cannot see,
I’ve got paralysis,
(A-o-ah)
I’m on dialysis,
(Uh-oh)
And I think you failed.